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The Seven Dwarfs

Happy Grumpy Dopey Bashful Sneezy Sleepy Doc

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do It ain’t no trick to get rich quick If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight We dig up diamonds by the score A thousand rubies, sometimes more But we don’t know what we dig ’em for We dig dig dig a-dig dig

[1:20] Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Heigh-ho

[Chorus] Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho It’s home from work we go [Whistle]

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

[Chorus]

eigh-ho, Heigh-ho [Whistle]

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Heigh-ho hum

The Seven Bros

Heavy Handsome Huggy Helpful Helpless Selfish Dude

We hang hang hang hang hang hang hang online the whole day through To hang hang hang hang hang hang hang is what we like to do It ain’t no trick to get no tricks If you hang hang hang with another double click Online! Online! Online! Online! Where a million diamonds shine!

We hang hang hang hang hang hang hang from early morn till night We hang hang hang hang hang hang hang up everything in sight We check out diamonds by the score A thousand rubies, sometimes more But we don’t know what we dig ’em for We hang hang hang a-hang hang

[1:20] Yo Bro, Yo Bro Yo Bro, Yo Bro Yo Bro

[Chorus] Yo Bro, Yo Bro Our home is where we go [Whistle]

Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro

[Chorus]

Yo-Bro, Yo-Bro [Whistle]

Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro, hmmm…

The Seven Hoes

Slutty Silly Snotty Sucky Diggy Thank-me Spank-me Dull

We bang bang bang bang bang bang bang on grime the whole day through To bang bang bang bang bang bang bang is what we like to do It ain’t no trick to get rich quick If you bang bang bang charging money on the prick On the grime! On the grime! On the grime! On the grime! Where a million suckers pine!

We bang bang bang bang bang bang bang from early morn till night We bang bang bang bang bang bang bang up everything in sight We check out rich men by the score A thousand rubies for this whore! But we don’t know what we dig ’em for We bang bang bang a-bang bang

[1:20] Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe!

[Chorus] Hey hoe! Hey hoe! To home to work we go [Whistle]

Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe!

[Chorus]

Hey hoe! Hey hoe! [Whistle]

Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe!  ahhhh…

The Seven Dorks

Doofus Dingus Dipshit Dickish Simple Stupid Dork

Asshole! We spite spite spite spite spite spite spite with blame the whole day through To spite spite spite spite spite spite spite is what we like to do It ain’t no trick to get rich quick If I wasn’t held back by that piece ‘ah shit! He lies! He lies! He lies! He lies! Where a million assholes cry!

We spite spite spite spite spite spite spite from early morn till night We spite spite spite spite spite spite spite up everything in sight We ignore diamonds by the score A thousand rubies who knows where?! But we regret what we leave ’em for We spite spite spite ass-spite spite

[1:20] Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Grr…

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