Smurf Boating Sun Burn
I was a blueberry, but now am a grape, the sun burned my skin, it wasn’t great. I’m addicted to light, you can see it’s a problem… ultraviolet rays, I can’t seem to stop ‘em… There’s spf for this, and spf for that, but I didn’t remember in that chair where I sat. The breeze was cool, then deceptively warm, little did I realize the encroaching harm! So I got to my location totally fried, red-skinned and swollen: I LITERALLY DIED.