“Do you like Scotch?” Wait, are you joking? “Nope, got some matches?” Then there’s a cigar I’m smoking.
How would you rate your luck? With a friend so SO bad ass? I’m just happy to be here. And surrounded by class.
Was that banana a good idea? “Nope” you said with no disgust. Well, I made a mistake. Your negative opinion, I can trust.
You’re responsible for my image. And instruct me how, and what to wear. Elias Andreas DiMichele, Will you come to Scotland to cut my hair?