A Parody of 6S (anecdote)

My company had a policy called 6S to keep the place tidy looking *To the tune of Oompa Loompa*

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to sort for you: What will we do if you have a cluttered desk? How will you pass the neatness test

…I don’t like the look of it …need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to straighten out you: What are all of these folders/cabinets without labels? Why are these wires messy under the tables?

…I don’t like the look of it …need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to make your desk shine too: What is all of this dust and debris? Why doesn’t the recycling have space that is free?

…I don’t like the look of it …need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to standardize you: Where can we find the necessary name plate? Why aren’t posted documents up to date?

…I don’t like the look of it …need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to sustain you: Where is your previous interest in 6S? When did improvement opportunities get addressed?

…I don’t like the look of it …need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to address safety with you: What if we were in an emergency state? How would one evac-u-ate?

…I don’t like the look of it …need to try a little bit.

Gemba gemba dupity doo!